Aw, dammit!
Source: somewhere surfed on the internet
Aw, dammit!
Source: somewhere surfed on the internet
If I want to go to sleep early, I have to set AT LEAST one alarm to remind myself, one hour ahead of actually eyes-shut.
I used to say “one hour ahead of lights-out”, but that was before the whole internet opened for business by my bedside via my phone.
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Source: some anonymous genius; found on the internet
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“When Ben Franklin gives you some of his Adderall and you write the whole Declaration of Independence in one night.”
Source: adapted from a joke found on the internet. The original joke-writer said the Adderall was from John Locke but that would be anachronistic. Jefferson drafted the Declaration in 1776; John Locke died in 1704.
Me: I’ll do it at 6
Time: 6:02
Me: Oops, too late. Got to wait until 7 now.
Work schedule: procrastinate until you hate yourself, then do work, then wonder why you waited so long, then repeat.